{"id":181,"date":"2013-05-05T18:06:12","date_gmt":"2013-05-05T18:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revued.net\/?p=181"},"modified":"2013-05-05T18:06:32","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T18:06:32","slug":"three-word-chart-5th-may-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.revued.net\/index.php\/three-word-chart-5th-may-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Word Chart: 5th May 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten.<\/p>\n<p>Here at Revued, we like a challenge. \u00a0In this weekly article we&#8217;re going to listen to the top 10 singles in the UK and review them in three words. \u00a0If you&#8217;re lucky (and the chart is especially terrible) we may even offer a\u00a0palette\u00a0cleanser by way of a song that isn&#8217;t hateful. \u00a0We also watched the videos so we&#8217;ll link those if Vevo will let us. \u00a0We may go wildly off topic, we may surprise ourselves; let&#8217;s get started:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.\u00a0Disclosure <\/strong>(ft. Eliza Doolittle) &#8211;\u00a0You &amp;\u00a0Me<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W_vM8ePGuRM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kris_Kross\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Mac Daddy<\/span><\/a>\u00a0died.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; From Kriss Kross?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>9.\u00a0Duke Dumont<\/strong>\u00a0(ft. A*M*E)\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0Need U (100%)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FnJIb4A-DuY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH &#8211;\u00a0<\/strong>Not that bad.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Surprisingly head noddy.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">8. P!nk <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">(ft. Nate Ruess) &#8211; Just Give Me a Reason<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OpQFFLBMEPI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; Meh, ballady bollocks.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Hen night singalong.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. will.i.am\u00a0<\/strong>(ft. Justin Bieber) &#8211; #thatPOWER<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DGIgXP9SvB8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; It&#8217;s just awful.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Contains pretentious Bieber.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. David Guetta <\/strong>(ft. Ne-Yo &amp; Akon) &#8211; Play Hard<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5dbEhBKGOtY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH\u00a0<\/strong>&#8211; Alice Deejay? 1998?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK &#8211; <\/strong>(sings)<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><em>Better off alone<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Calvin Harris<\/strong> (ft. Ellie Goulding) &#8211; I Need Your Love<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AtKZKl7Bgu0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; Are they fucking?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Googling it&#8230; No.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Passenger<\/strong> &#8211; Let Her Go<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RBumgq5yVrA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; Beautiful but boring.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Dull. Dull. Dull.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Macklemore &amp; Ryan Lewis<\/strong> &#8211; Can&#8217;t Hold Us<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2zNSgSzhBfM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; Brilliant. White Kanye?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Promising until rap-hands.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Rudimental (ft. Ella Eyre)<\/strong> &#8211; Waiting All Night<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/M97vR2V4vTs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Repeat until suicidal.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; Great video though.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em id=\"__mceDel\">\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Daft Punk (ft. Pharrell Williams)<\/strong> &#8211; Get Lucky<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"645\" height=\"363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5NV6Rdv1a3I?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>JH<\/strong> &#8211; Album 16 days.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>AK<\/strong> &#8211; Chart redeemed itself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>No palette cleanser needed &#8211; just listen to Daft Punk again. \u00a0We&#8217;ll be back with another three word chart review next week. Maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. 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